My first born to whoever gives me some of their energy

I’ve always found that if your life is hurtling out of control, it’s best to bake a batch of chocolate chip cookies.

Robin Brande, The Good Lie, p. 79

Is the promise of sale peanut butter eggs enough to get me to put on pants?

Only time will tell…

Tagged by @stefaniastar to #stopdropandyoga, which I took quite literally as this is my post-pool, pre-nap #tolasana. Off the couch and onto the floor, first shot, no filter, rocking my New Orleans Public Library Foundation shirt. Word to the wise: #padmasana is kind of uncomfortable with a sunburn. #yoga #lotus #scale

Tagged by @stefaniastar to #stopdropandyoga, which I took quite literally as this is my post-pool, pre-nap #tolasana. Off the couch and onto the floor, first shot, no filter, rocking my New Orleans Public Library Foundation shirt. Word to the wise: #padmasana is kind of uncomfortable with a sunburn. #yoga #lotus #scale

I am clearly hormonal as I have cried during not one but two Disney movies today. Aw, crap, not again…

itisallmydoing:

First day of the spring when it was both A) a weekend and B) sunny. (Weather, we were going to have a talk about those thunderstorms you threw at me the first two days of Easter Break.) Just got back from 2014’s inaugural day at the pool. Can’t decide if I should just do yoga while I’m all sweaty anyway or shower, nap, yoga, and shower later. Decisions, decisions…

First sunburn of 2014, too! Yes, I am that pale.

First day of the spring when it was both A) a weekend and B) sunny. (Weather, we were going to have a talk about those thunderstorms you threw at me the first two days of Easter Break.) Just got back from 2014’s inaugural day at the pool. Can’t decide if I should just do yoga while I’m all sweaty anyway or shower, nap, yoga, and shower later. Decisions, decisions…

You are all invited over in the morning for coffee and cinnamon rolls. I went with the “one pan per person” rule of thumb, so there is plenty to go around.

Damn, I’m good. Perfectly GBD: golden brown and delicious. #baking

Damn, I’m good. Perfectly GBD: golden brown and delicious. #baking

I’m pretty sure one of the reasons I like baking is because I get to wear an apron. Making cinnamon rolls is much easier when you have a minion. I think my mom and brother should appreciate my past minioning much more. #baking

I’m pretty sure one of the reasons I like baking is because I get to wear an apron. Making cinnamon rolls is much easier when you have a minion. I think my mom and brother should appreciate my past minioning much more. #baking

Now that I’m up, I need a nap.

Things not only I need

The sass is the hardest part for me. No one can handle it.
I regularly make small children cry. And on occasion grown men. This could legitimately be a problem.
Mine is similar but “someone to do the exercise plan while I reap the benefits”
This was in my first draft, but I decided I should be more realistic.
Let’s share this person.
Wanted: person with valid passport for multiple border crossings.
yogalarva replied to your post:Things I need
Haha, I could handle the first three and last one - I’m a pro at taking sass :-)
You do have your life together. I’d hire you in a heartbeat.
File that under things we all need. :)
It’s so nice to know that I’m not alone.
It was a dark and stormy day at Casa de la St. Bethany. Not conducive to doing… well, anything. Spent the morning and most of the afternoon dozing on the couch—it’s been a tough week. But I couldn’t pass up a holiday weekend for reigniting my practice. Took it slow (rain doesn’t really call for power yoga, you know), and I was really stiff, but that made even the simplest poses feel so damn good. Currently cuddled up with my self-imposed yogi book club choice. #yoga

It was a dark and stormy day at Casa de la St. Bethany. Not conducive to doing… well, anything. Spent the morning and most of the afternoon dozing on the couch—it’s been a tough week. But I couldn’t pass up a holiday weekend for reigniting my practice. Took it slow (rain doesn’t really call for power yoga, you know), and I was really stiff, but that made even the simplest poses feel so damn good. Currently cuddled up with my self-imposed yogi book club choice. #yoga

Things I need

  • Someone to make me a meal plan
  • Someone to shop for the food required for said meal plan
  • Someone to cook the food required for said meal plan
  • Someone to make me an exercise plan
  • Someone to make sure I do said exercise plan
  • Someone to take the sass I give while doing said exercise plan

I have a genius idea.

Health insurance companies should reimburse you for stress shopping.

So along with my dad’s itemized hospital bill, he’d see “medium gray and white chevron maxi skirt, $36.00 with shipping”.

And quite possibly, if he doesn’t call me back soon, two coffee mugs I find adorable and everything on my Amazon wishlist.